The Rock’s Red One: Will It Be the Worst Christmas Movie Ever? “Red One,” Amazon’s upcoming Christmas movie, has been making waves in the entertainment industry. However, the buzz hasn’t centered on the film’s plot or star-studded cast. Instead, it’s all about the backstage drama and the hefty budget. Let’s explore whether “Red One” will live up to its hype or fall flat like a deflated snowman.
The Troubled Production: Behind the Scenes
In April, The Wrap shed light on the alleged troubles during the production of “Red One.” Insiders pointed fingers at Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, accusing him of chronic tardiness and other unprofessional behavior. Imagine showing up eight hours late to set or having your assistant dispose of your urine-filled bottles because you couldn’t be bothered to walk to a bathroom. Not exactly the holiday spirit we’d expect from Santa’s head of security!
The Trailer: A Lump of Action Mush?
Now, let’s talk about the heart of the matter: the trailer. Brace yourself, because it’s less “Ho, ho, ho!” and more “Huh?” The premise involves Santa Claus (played by a ripped JK Simmons) going missing. Enter the oddball duo of Chris Evans and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, with Evans annoying Johnson for being on the naughty list. Meanwhile, Johnson won’t let Evans have his way with a life-sized Wonder Woman figurine. Classic odd couple dynamics, right?
The Rock’s Red One: But when you watch the “Red One” trailer, you’re left with a sense of déjà vu. It’s like goofy, weightless action mush—the kind streamers churn out and promptly forget. Think Netflix’s “The Gray Man” or “Red Notice.” If you crave scenes where characters restate the movie’s premise or defy physics in slow-motion leaps, this film might be your cup of cocoa.
The Costly Conundrum: Quality vs. Budget
Here’s the twist: “Red One” cost more than both “Matrix” sequels combined. For that hefty price tag, we deserve quality, not just cinematic fluff. But maybe there’s hope. Keep an eye out for a quiet moment in the trailer: The Rock gets slapped by a CGI Krampus. Unprecedented, indeed. Could this signal a turning point in The Rock’s career? After all, he once stipulated that no one could beat his character in a “Fast and Furious” fight. Perhaps “Red One” will surprise us all.